Eating Dis-Order

A classmate in Intellectual Property Law class wondered if one can register “Kahit Saan” as a name for a restaurant. The idea obviously came to mind because Filipinos would typically answer this phrase when asked where they want to eat.

Literally, “kahit saan” means any place will do. The intended meaning, however, could vary. Most of the time, though, this could be interpreted as: “Go ahead make the decision, but not the same old diner please.”

One brave soul usually suggests a particular place and it is either met with excited ayes or awkward silence. Often, the first suggestion would prevail amid the silent reluctance of some and the clueless obedience of others.

But we all know the predicament does not end there. After finally deciding where to eat, the next important question is what to eat? Again, the generic Pinoy retort is “Kahit ano.” What “kahit ano” specifically means will be known after the order is made and none of the food served is what one really likes to eat.

Hay, Pinoy nga naman.

So unless and until someone actually names a restaurant as “Kahit Saan” that serves “Kahit Ano,” mealtime will always be this baffling for Filipinos.